She wanted me to do some questionaire thingo, and how could I say no to her?

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Shit i don't have a book near me

Oh wait, a Titan Quest instruction booklet... fuck, it's not even 18 pages long! I'm sick of this already!

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I don't see the point, as you, the reader - will never know whether or not I really did it. (I did).

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I think the news.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Shit I looked.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:55pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
not a thing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
got out of the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Satty's blog.

9. What are you wearing?
Brown jacket, red satin shirt, jeans I bought yesterday, black boots.

10. Did you dream last night?
I can't remember. I hope so!

11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier tonight, when I called Dad a 'dago'.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
a poster from a 1970s british music mag and some framed photos/art.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
you know what's weird there was no iced green tea at TWO roadhouses I stopped at today.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
shithouse but I'm doing it anyway.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Curtiz's "Young Man With a Horn" ('49)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
U2

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I don't have a job but don't tell anyone, thanks.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
can I go back in time and let Alexander the Great not die so he could take over Italy?

19. Do you like to dance?
haha, I'm a MAD dancer and that is a good thing.

20. George Bush:
he's really an awful president, but just as bad to me is the general publics hatred towards him, he doesn't warrant such a thing, though I'm opposed to most of his views. do you really think he was expecting Iraq to be such a fuckup? Much as I don't like him, he gets too much of an arse handed to him sometimes.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Eirene, maybe.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Cyrus.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Oh god yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"I'm not sure if this is enough to convince me that you're real."

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
no